I met you on a Saturday at the truck stop and put my hand up your dress. If you see this, you know who you are. 47. little dog. just saying. Might be better able to help sooner than later. you were with a girl in a burgundy top. i was wearing an adidas jacket, have a beard and mustache, very short brown hair, slightly dark skinned, and was with a short blonde friend. there was a blues band playing with the main singer playing harmonica. i went to get a drink and you and your friend went to sit in the back corner. then i didn't see you again until you walked out, and i missed my chance. I miss you but what I really miss is the way you made sure I came over and over before you did. Would you please consider just doing that one more time. I have a Fantasy and I feel like only you can fulfill it. You gave me my first chromecast. I'll never forget you. You bit my face. Respond with the middle name of my cat so I know its you.
Snot Nose
Feeling a tad sickly in the schnoz, so I'm spending the day at home perusing the interweb for uplifting discoveries. Here is what I've come across so far:
“Good tooth brush. Bought it to replace an earlier one.”
“I can’t figure out sometimes if I am more cooky than I think I am, or less.”
to wear in the morning while having tea and blueberry buckwheat waffles
to be worn with the swimming mask
“Exactly. I want to smell what I’m eating.”
“So any one version is never “true,” it just works better than another. But I can say that it did happen. True? No. It happened.”
Sparkly Sasquatch via Lost and Jealous
Blob
Folie à deux - French for "a madness shared by two"
Rants and Raves Mashup - Great Falls, Montana
Thank you Great Falls women, and Yoga pants. Ive been seeing alot of ladies wearing yoga pants. Now I'm an ass man, and the view i've been getting is phenomenal. Ass cheeks and legs, so clearly defined. I am enjoying it. Thank you Great Falls ladies for being fit and sexy. Fat women need not wear them, however. The Heisler family that owns the Pit Stop are good people.......... They good at serving dookie........ They make sure customer get hot, steamy pile of dookie....... They give you big pile of dookie when ya order spaghetti red (a.k.a dookie-ghetti red)............ Pit Stop make sure you get their biggest, freshest pile o' dookie every order............ Heisler family and crew are pros at serving fresh, warm, stinky pile o' dookie........... They pinch one off..........Just for you............ If you like to eat dookie, eat at Pit Stop.......... Baby i'm so happy u didn't drown in Idaho than I would have never met u and I love u so much and i'm so happy with u:) u r an amazing dad step dad and husband. I sit here broken trying to pick the pieces back up. Had a piece of me ripped apart, moved back home to Montana. Now here I am in a small town trying to start all over again. Boy oh boy how interesting or boring is my life gonna be now. I can't seem to find a decent gal in this town. All of the women around here have four kids from four different fathers.The women here in MT are BOTTOM OF THE BARREL! They are overweight and so hedious looking. I can't believe you rednecks fight over 300lb hags with 4 kids...hahahahaha. You women around here should take notes from your counterparts "north of the border." Canadian women are more educated, friendlier, healther, and better looking than 99% of the women in MT.
