I met you on a Saturday at the truck stop and put my hand up your dress. If you see this, you know who you are. 47. little dog. just saying. Might be better able to help sooner than later. you were with a girl in a burgundy top. i was wearing an adidas jacket, have a beard and mustache, very short brown hair, slightly dark skinned, and was with a short blonde friend. there was a blues band playing with the main singer playing harmonica. i went to get a drink and you and your friend went to sit in the back corner. then i didn't see you again until you walked out, and i missed my chance. I miss you but what I really miss is the way you made sure I came over and over before you did. Would you please consider just doing that one more time. I have a Fantasy and I feel like only you can fulfill it. You gave me my first chromecast. I'll never forget you. You bit my face. Respond with the middle name of my cat so I know its you.
Missed Connections Mashup - Texas
expensive guacamole you know who you are let me know...... looking forward to hearing from you. About 3 years ago you were at the walmart on grand...we were walking out at the same time and I gave you a ride to your truck behind the store! We exchanged numbers and we texted a few times but eventually lost contact! I see you almost every morning for while now, but im working so i dont have a chance to talk to you. You are very beautiful, some days your hair is curly and some days in a pony tail others. Today you had two pens in your front shirt pocket one purple one pink. I have had a crush on you for a long time but was in a relationship at the time. Now ive been single for awhile and want to take you out. I hope you see this. You had complained about the store making y'all park was in the back! Long shot I know but if you see this..let's get together!! We were washing hands you were wearing green shirt..
what color shirt was I wearing?Just thought I would try this..... your a new maintenance guy downtown working different buildings daily. Your dang nice looking and would love to continue discussing more if your into it. Tell me what you look like and approx age or what intersection you cross all the time. We were in class together and we each got to read things we believed in or something.Then your turn came and you started reading fine the teacher was like ok and kinda made fun of how happy you always seemed but then you got to a part you really believed in.
It read something like believe in "mind, man, matter and the power of happiness" and you started bawling your eyes out. I couldn't look at you and you were aware that I could not look at you and it just made you cry even more. You ran out crying.
Marjaana Kella
Rants and Raves Mashup - NYC
Can't someone create a search engine where wikipedia is screened out? Just because a bunch of idiots views wikipedia doesn't mean I want to. They are too lazy to do real research. Why does it smell like broccoli in my apartment? I just realized this. I don't know wtf to do? I haven't cooked any broccoli...but wtf? Is there anyone else out there like me that loves a good spanking. Not just a couple of swats but a good long spanking. I've been spanked with a hand, leather paddle, wooden bath brush, belt, and a switch. But there is no other feeling than having my bare ass but over a strong woman's knee for an old fashion spanking. What's the matter you dirty hillbilly, did your foodstamps not get approved and you could not afford housing once you had to start buying your own Wonder Bread and Miracle Whip?? dark..........maple..........marshmallows. I know I shouldn't eat anymore ................ But you know I will. ............................How do ladies really feel about men with bulging muscles? Is their preference for muscular men a myth, or a fact? When answering, please state your: gender, age, marital status and (optionally) your ethnicity. Thank you for your cooperation. Now that summer is in full stream I'm glad in several ways but I have to rant on girls wearing flip flops in NYC. It's just disgusting! Your feet don't look good in flip flops. Those are for the pool and beach. Can't you wear wedges instead? And. Don't wear open toe shoes if you have Mortons toe- it's gross! This is to the fat ugly ching chong lady who tried to show me up with her fat fug ass hell nasty looking albino boyfriend or whatever. First of all you nasty ass looking mamasan wannabe prostitute with no ass and no selfrespect really need to stop your uncle tomming ways. I don't know how it goes down in whitey town, but sellingout and being a cheap ass ho ain't going to get you much respect where I'm from. Secondly why would some ugly ass ching chong fug like you think that making out with Mr. Albino fug was going to set me off? Please go back to chink town or whatever massage parlor or mailorder bride this nasty white fug found you at. You nasty ass chink women think you all that in NYC. Come to my hood and I'll show you what we think of your trifelling ass. Have you been hypnotized by a hypnotist and been stuck with some unwanted side effects? Don't you dare take this nice man's guns away from him!
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