Rants and Raves Mashup - NYC

Can't someone create a search engine where wikipedia is screened out? Just because a bunch of idiots views wikipedia doesn't mean I want to. They are too lazy to do real research. Why does it smell like broccoli in my apartment? I just realized this. I don't know wtf to do? I haven't cooked any broccoli...but wtf? Is there anyone else out there like me that loves a good spanking. Not just a couple of swats but a good long spanking. I've been spanked with a hand, leather paddle, wooden bath brush, belt, and a switch. But there is no other feeling than having my bare ass but over a strong woman's knee for an old fashion spanking. What's the matter you dirty hillbilly, did your foodstamps not get approved and you could not afford housing once you had to start buying your own Wonder Bread and Miracle Whip?? dark..........maple..........marshmallows. I know I shouldn't eat anymore ................ But you know I will. ............................How do ladies really feel about men with bulging muscles? Is their preference for muscular men a myth, or a fact? When answering, please state your: gender, age, marital status and (optionally) your ethnicity. Thank you for your cooperation. Now that summer is in full stream I'm glad in several ways but I have to rant on girls wearing flip flops in NYC. It's just disgusting! Your feet don't look good in flip flops. Those are for the pool and beach. Can't you wear wedges instead? And. Don't wear open toe shoes if you have Mortons toe- it's gross! This is to the fat ugly ching chong lady who tried to show me up with her fat fug ass hell nasty looking albino boyfriend or whatever. First of all you nasty ass looking mamasan wannabe prostitute with no ass and no selfrespect really need to stop your uncle tomming ways. I don't know how it goes down in whitey town, but sellingout and being a cheap ass ho ain't going to get you much respect where I'm from. Secondly why would some ugly ass ching chong fug like you think that making out with Mr. Albino fug was going to set me off? Please go back to chink town or whatever massage parlor or mailorder bride this nasty white fug found you at. You nasty ass chink women think you all that in NYC. Come to my hood and I'll show you what we think of your trifelling ass. Have you been hypnotized by a hypnotist and been stuck with some unwanted side effects? Don't you dare take this nice man's guns away from him!

Rants and Raves Mashup - Great Falls, Montana

Thank you Great Falls women, and Yoga pants. Ive been seeing alot of ladies wearing yoga pants. Now I'm an ass man, and the view i've been getting is phenomenal. Ass cheeks and legs, so clearly defined. I am enjoying it. Thank you Great Falls ladies for being fit and sexy. Fat women need not wear them, however. The Heisler family that owns the Pit Stop are good people.......... They good at serving dookie........ They make sure customer get hot, steamy pile of dookie....... They give you big pile of dookie when ya order spaghetti red (a.k.a dookie-ghetti red)............ Pit Stop make sure you get their biggest, freshest pile o' dookie every order............ Heisler family and crew are pros at serving fresh, warm, stinky pile o' dookie........... They pinch one off..........Just for you............ If you like to eat dookie, eat at Pit Stop.......... Baby i'm so happy u didn't drown in Idaho than I would have never met u and I love u so much and i'm so happy with u:) u r an amazing dad step dad and husband. I sit here broken trying to pick the pieces back up. Had a piece of me ripped apart, moved back home to Montana. Now here I am in a small town trying to start all over again. Boy oh boy how interesting or boring is my life gonna be now. I can't seem to find a decent gal in this town. All of the women around here have four kids from four different fathers.The women here in MT are BOTTOM OF THE BARREL! They are overweight and so hedious looking. I can't believe you rednecks fight over 300lb hags with 4 kids...hahahahaha. You women around here should take notes from your counterparts "north of the border." Canadian women are more educated, friendlier, healther, and better looking than 99% of the women in MT.