Internal Server Error (part 2)

The second opening of my show Internal Server Error takes place at Place White Gallery tonight from 5 to 9 pm. If you are in Portland, you could try and make it. If you are elsewhere, you could try and do one or more of the following instead: 

Rent a small boat and fill it with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on fluffy white bread. Jump up and down on the sandwiches while the boat sails across a lake or large pond. 

Braid together all the wires and cords in your house. Attach the finished braid to the back of your car so it appears to have a mullet. 

Take an upside down shower. 

Consider what it feels like to be a red-tailed hawk. 

Spend some time under a rug and maybe let someone vacuum that particular rug while you lie under it. 

Sing all ingredient labels aloud from the food stuff in your cupboard. 

The Stuff of Lists

1. A shiny new page has been added to this very site for my current show Internal Server Error. More pictures to come shortly.
2. I'm going to be sending out monthly eblasts to motivate people to do their dishes and partake in other mundane chores. If you want to be added to the list, please email me.
3. My project Everyday Quotes was recently featured on NotCot, Era Magazine, A House in the Hills, Kate Oplis, Design Taxi, Rugged and Royal and Follow the Colors. Thanks interweb!
4. I have a rock in my shoe. Its name is Sigfrede.
5. My friend Ring sent me this captivating article on an eyeball licking fetish.
6. Man-chowder and I finished revamping our guest apartment. It's listed on Air B and B so if you want to take a little trip to Portland, you'll know where to stay.
7. The box of dolls I made and sent a couple of months ago to a Tanzanian orphanage for an SRS release have finally made it there. I received an email from the director of the orphanage last weekend. I'm happy the dolls weren't lost at sea. 
8. Beckett is stringing words together. My favorite stringing is "I love you mama."  
9. I'm summoning a giant pair of lungs to go and blow out the remaining forest fires in Colorado.  
10. Tuesday's song is the song below. Give your ears a special treat. "It's so Laura Palmer"...

Internal Server Error - Opens Tonight

And I had quite the little helpers today during the install process for my show. My hub-chop MTH and Miss Beckett were a huge help. Zow! 

Internal Server Error opens tonight at Place White Gallery at 5 pm and runs through August 3rd. 

Pictures of the show to come.