The second opening of my show Internal Server Error takes place at Place White Gallery tonight from 5 to 9 pm. If you are in Portland, you could try and make it. If you are elsewhere, you could try and do one or more of the following instead:
Rent a small boat and fill it with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on fluffy white bread. Jump up and down on the sandwiches while the boat sails across a lake or large pond.
Braid together all the wires and cords in your house. Attach the finished braid to the back of your car so it appears to have a mullet.
Take an upside down shower.
Consider what it feels like to be a red-tailed hawk.
Spend some time under a rug and maybe let someone vacuum that particular rug while you lie under it.
Sing all ingredient labels aloud from the food stuff in your cupboard.
