I found this sad little poster in the mail slot today. Here's a list of possible locations for a tortoise named Penelope to hide out in NE Portland:
In someone's kiddy pool
The freezer section of the grocery store
Third base on the baseball field
Under a rose bush
On the back of a bus
Inside someone's bicycle basket
Next to a chicken coop
Wandering down Martin Luther King Boulevard
On a chair in the E and A nail salon
Beneath the water fountain at Irving Park
At Dalos Ethiopian restaurant
In the jaws of a raccoon
