I found this sad little poster in the mail slot today. Here's a list of possible locations for a tortoise named Penelope to hide out in NE Portland:

In someone's kiddy pool

The freezer section of the grocery store

Third base on the baseball field

Under a rose bush

On the back of a bus

Inside someone's bicycle basket

Next to a chicken coop

Wandering down Martin Luther King Boulevard

On a chair in the E and A nail salon

Beneath the water fountain at Irving Park

At Dalos Ethiopian restaurant

In the jaws of a raccoon