sounds

Sounds I'm capturing: the clearing of a throat

swallows

stomach growls

deep breathing

shallow breathing

licking

chewing

sucking

snoring

coughing

unintentional hums

poofs

non-verbal exclamations

farts

belches

scratching

pissing

if I were

If I were a toe would you stub me? If I were a rat would you trap me? If I were a pen would you scribe me? If I were a dollar would you buy a pickled egg with me? If I were a hangnail would you trim me? If I were a tire would you roll me? If I were a cradle would you rock me? If I were a frozen pole would you lick me? If I were a ponytail would you wave me? If I were a rump would you shake me? If I were a dragon slayer would you fight me? If I were a kneecap would you pad me? If I were an armpit would you sniff me? If I were a lung would you breathe into me? If I were a hooker would you buy me? If I were the lottery would you play me? If I were a jugular would you choke me? If I were a boot would you cobble me? If I were field would you frolic on me? If I were velveeta would you melt me? If I were a cave would you sleep inside of me? If I were lint would you wash me down the drain? If I were yeti would you wrestle me? If I were a jumprope would you skip me? If I were a radish would you crunch me?

If I were

If I were a goose would you pluck me? If I were an egg roll would you dip me? If I were a team would you cheer for me? If I were tape would you affix me? If I were a log would you chop me? If I were an eyelash would you bat me? If I were paper would you crumple me? If I were a penny would you toss me? If I were a bathroom wall would you write on me? If I were a closet would you hide inside of me? If I were dirty undies would you sniff me? If I were a rainbow would you follow me? If I were mount sinai would you pee off of me? If I were a camel would you sit atop my hump? If I were Crystal Gayle's hair would you brush me? If I were a man named Leopold would you refer to me as Leo? If I were a lightbulb would you change me? If I were black coffee would you sweeten me? If I were invisible would you still see me? If I were a teat would you suckle me? If I were a hand would you high five me? If I were a sock would you lose me? If I were an eyebrow would you wax me? If I were a wave would you drown in me? If I were a shower head would you masturbate with me? If I were a doorbell would you ring me? If I were mold would you kill me? If I were a PBJ sandwich would you chew me? If I were a pearl would you pawn me? If I were a cigar would you light me? If I were a ball would you fetch me? If I were a roar would you run from me? If I were a mistake would you erase me?