If I were a toe would you stub me? If I were a rat would you trap me? If I were a pen would you scribe me? If I were a dollar would you buy a pickled egg with me? If I were a hangnail would you trim me? If I were a tire would you roll me? If I were a cradle would you rock me? If I were a frozen pole would you lick me? If I were a ponytail would you wave me? If I were a rump would you shake me? If I were a dragon slayer would you fight me? If I were a kneecap would you pad me? If I were an armpit would you sniff me? If I were a lung would you breathe into me? If I were a hooker would you buy me? If I were the lottery would you play me? If I were a jugular would you choke me? If I were a boot would you cobble me? If I were field would you frolic on me? If I were velveeta would you melt me? If I were a cave would you sleep inside of me? If I were lint would you wash me down the drain? If I were yeti would you wrestle me? If I were a jumprope would you skip me? If I were a radish would you crunch me?
