So I decided that for the next couple days I'm going to talk about people who fascinate me, and first on the chopping block is Bob Lazar. Bob Lazar is sort of the messiah of UFO crackpots, claiming to have once worked at Area 51 on alien spacecraft. However there is no record of him ever having worked there. He claims its a cover up, and that the government even went so far as to cover up the advanced physics degrees that he received from MIT and CalTech. Mr. Lazar unfortunately provides no comment as to why he is not pictured in the yearbooks from these schools. Before moving to Portland I briefly entertained the notion of working for Bob Lazar at his company United Nuclear in Albuquerque, NM. United Nuclear sells, among other things, trace amounts of uranium. To my knowledge it is the only public distributor of uranium in the United States.