OK I lied. I admit it. I promised Felicity that I would update this blog daily on the daily, but yesterday I missed it by 40 minutes. Yes, the post superseding this one was, in fact, posted on August 10th at 12:43 AM, but then I went back in a fudged the date. It felt dirty. But let me just say that without lies, the truth would have no context in which to be appreciated. So this one is right on time, I'm turning over a new leaf, I swear. There are now 300 million people living in America.
