Felicity is out of town. Maybe you already knew. Please don't rob her house. I'm continuing her blog in her absence for many reasons, one of which is that I owe her one. She recently cut my hair, and whenever I have someone do that I just let them do what they want. She cut it unexpectedly short. It was a little weird at first, especially seeing my shadow, but later it grew on me. Then I got pulled over for passing this car on Killingsworth. The car was going 20. I was able to talk my way out of the ticket, primarily due to the wonderful haircut sitting atop my head. That is why I am here today.
I am thinking of all-american hairstyles and the tickets they can talk their way out of.... I've already got Tom Hanks and General Patton. Who's next?