What they say around the world

أتمنى لكم أخذت القرف ولم يتحدث. - I wish you took a shit and didn't speak - Arabic

C’est la fin des haricots - The end of the beans - French

That's a fine doorful of a woman. - Irish 

नीबू का निचोड़ने का यंत्र - Squeezer of limes - Hindi

Գլուխս մի՛ արդուկեր - Stop ironing my head! - Armenian 

Mónésó'táhoenôtse kosa? Are you still riding the goat? - Cheyanne

kiertää kuin kissa kuumaa puuroa - To pace around hot porridge like a cat. - Finnish

Hals und Beinbruch! - Break a neck and leg! - German

Avere gli occhi foderati di prociutto - to have one's eyes lined with ham - Italian

당근이지! - It's a carrot. - Korean

бурхан оршоо бутын чинээ сахал урга - God bless you and may your mustache grow like brushwood. 

Me estoy comiendo el coco. I'm eating the head. - Spanish

Sunday Afternoon Racket

Missed Connection Mashup Huntsville, Alabama

You know sanskrit and I'm quiet. I c u at Mcdonalds on Hwy 20 Decatur most mornings. If you c this and want to talk, tell me what you give me at lunch in a e mail. If you really want to get me send a pic. you have a great smile. !!!!!!! hey, i was hangin out at walmart parkin lot with some friends when u and ur friend strarted drivin round us. when i was leavin yall pulled up nxt to me and we talked a minute. i thought u were pretty and would like to see u again. tell me what color car i was drivin so i no ur u. We saw each other in Wal Mart on University DR. in Huntsville a couple weeks ago on a Saturday. You had blonde hair and was very pretty. The line at the register was at a standstill. A new register opened and I let you go in front of me. The first line seemed to stop due to a coupon issue or something. We spoke while we waited in line. When you were leaving, you said "Have a good day". I wish I would have had the nerve to say more like maybe ask for your number, but it didn't seem appropriate in a Wal Mart. You came into my place of work yesterday, as you have done many times in the past. You have long red hair and are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Anyways, just thought I'd throw that out there. I don't expect you to see this, but I feel better having gotten it out of my system.