Missed Connections - Spaceness Radio

Ooh la la. My amigo, William Rihel, created a pop-up radio station for this weekend's SPACENESS. 

SPACENESS is "a celebration of time, space and the unknown through experimental art, media and performance. Each year SPACENESS takes over the Sou'Wester Lodge in Seaview, WA, as well as the adjacent forest, seashore and wild spaces." 

Broadcasting from the main lodge at the Sou'wester, SPACENESS radio provides an out of this world FM listening experience for every moment of SPACENESS 2018. Soundscapes, Alien interviews, tunes to boogie down to while chillin in your spaceship, SPACENESS Radio FM is an independent, love powered voice of the community its named after.

Tonight at 11pm on SPACENESS Radio, I'll be reading a mashup of found Missed Connections over smooth heart jams. It will not be on the interweb or archived for future ears. Really the only way to tune in is to be there. Or be square. 

A Missed Connection excerpt for your reading pleasure:

Your beautiful smile caught my attention every time. It made me too shy to talk to you. You were making rounds with the iPad collecting data. I like the tattoo on your hand, may I buy you a drink? Friends call her V. Her name is Vanessa, Victoria or Vivian. Something like that. I saw you filling up your black Ford Fusion this morning around 8 am. You looked so hot in your khaki pants. You are our new mail carrier and I totally have a crush on you! It's so rare to have a young and stunningly pretty mail person. We had a long interaction the week before last over a pile of packages and my barking dogs! You're an aspiring Olympic speed skater and breakdancer. 

Thank you for introducing me to Kehinde Wiley. Sorry if I came off as creepy; I just want you to know you're pretty cute, and you reminded me of an old friend. I was trying to hold on to my toddler son he kept trying to run and I looked up and you were looking at me. You where my neighbor for awhile. Polish in your 40s. Would love to take you out. My missed connections are many. Please put your favorite drink in the subject line so I know you're real.

Missed Connection Mashup Huntsville, Alabama

You know sanskrit and I'm quiet. I c u at Mcdonalds on Hwy 20 Decatur most mornings. If you c this and want to talk, tell me what you give me at lunch in a e mail. If you really want to get me send a pic. you have a great smile. !!!!!!! hey, i was hangin out at walmart parkin lot with some friends when u and ur friend strarted drivin round us. when i was leavin yall pulled up nxt to me and we talked a minute. i thought u were pretty and would like to see u again. tell me what color car i was drivin so i no ur u. We saw each other in Wal Mart on University DR. in Huntsville a couple weeks ago on a Saturday. You had blonde hair and was very pretty. The line at the register was at a standstill. A new register opened and I let you go in front of me. The first line seemed to stop due to a coupon issue or something. We spoke while we waited in line. When you were leaving, you said "Have a good day". I wish I would have had the nerve to say more like maybe ask for your number, but it didn't seem appropriate in a Wal Mart. You came into my place of work yesterday, as you have done many times in the past. You have long red hair and are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Anyways, just thought I'd throw that out there. I don't expect you to see this, but I feel better having gotten it out of my system.