Today a man in a red t-shirt with two arms decorated in tattoos dedicated to ex-girlfriends and pets smashed his giant vehicle into the back of my miniature vehicle. Fortunately this experience didn't lead to the death of any mammals, but it did give me a rather sore sternocleidomastoid and a sour opinion of drivers in general. So now, because I'd rather not drive very much (or at all), I'm thinking of other ways to get around. Below are some ideas for alternative transportation:
