A collaborative list from my fellow students of Rewild Portland’s Rewilding 101 class.
Found Poem (Cyber Monday's Inbox)
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Found Poem - Looking for Friendship (Brittany, France)
Je cherche une femme pour venir quelques jours par semaine. Travail de la maison légère. Maintenant, la partie crépue. Je voudrais que tu portes un costume de femme de chambre. Ensuite, allez à nu jusqu'à totalement nu. C'est tout! Pas de sexe sauf si tu le veux. (J'aime donner oralement.) Le salaire des domestiques est atteint.
I'm looking for a woman to come in for a couple days a week. Light house work. Now the kinky part. I would like you to wear a Maid's costume. Then go to partially nude to totally nude. Thats it! No sex unless you want it. (I do love to give oral.) Maids wages met.