If you find any of the items listed below, please email me at your earliest convenience:
7 black socks
1 British couple from Valdivia, Chile
A 2014 school loan tax statement
1 friend who used to be a pilot
1 redheaded woman named Sue from Belgium
billions of dead skin cells
partial hearing in my right ear
16 rolls of undeveloped film
1 tooth belonging to my daughter and 20 teeth that used to belong to me
a ghost in a plane resembling Ricky Nelson
most ambitions involving money
1 pair of pink polka dotted ski pants
20% of my pelvic floor strength
15,562 Roma Gypsies
28 pounds of plaque
3 underwires
