I haven't had an appetite since the merry month of March when I peed on a stick in a public New York bathroom and found out I was with mammal. Aside from ice cream and anything in the cheese family, my cravings are in the non-food category and consist of the following: gay men
a clear lake
sun with a few clouds
bear tracks
music by Rachmaninoff and Stravinsky
episodes of breaking bad and kitchen nightmares
rained on rocks
the smell of books