wig

I recently sent a fellow pacific northwestern artist amiga - Flatchestedmama - a sultry black wig. When ordering the wig, I carefully entered specific instructions for Flatchestedmama to potentially follow when wearing the wig. Since the instructions were lost in translation, I'll be sending these to her via email sometime in the next ten minutes. Here they are.  Instructions on how to wear this wig:

Wear this wig to bed one night

Wear this wig in the shower

Wear this wig while cooking a Greek inspired meal 

Wear this wig with a blue dress while humming "One Night of Sin" by Elvis

Wear this wig while crossing a border

Wear this wig while climbing a tree

Wear this wig backwards with a heavy false mustache

Wear this wig while canoeing across a waterbody

Wear this wig while declaring your love to anyone or anything at all

Wear this wig while hiking a steep mountain trail

Wear this wig while driving in traffic

Wear this wig under a series of hats

Wear this wig while reading and finishing a book

Wear this wig however you like

Give this wig a trim

Have someone else wear this wig and include a new set of instructions.

P.S. Flatchestedmama has spent the last five Mays wearing entirely gray ensembles. She calls this project Monochromatic May and it's better than fantastic. She also took the plunge and married herself. Check her stuff out HERE.