It's been two glorious years since wedding myself in the sparkly city of Danang. So much has happened, so much indeed. Most of which has been good, some of which has been not so good (but that's to be expected when you are dealing with a complicated mammal named FF). To further solidify this relationship I have chosen to commit to for eternity, here are some new vows for this coming year: When you stray from the path you clearly should be on, I will firmly place my hands on your ass and direct you right back to where you belong.
Despite how much you enjoy lazing in bed wearing a mumu, I'll coerce you to get up - no matter how early - to greet the morning scents with your intuitive nostrils.
Once a week I will cook you something fresh, innovative and delightful.
Though you enjoy the English language as much as I do, there will be times when I shall only speak to you in a foreign tongue.
I'll take you to woodland areas and exotic lands to bring you back down to earth.
I will not let any supposed superior take advantage of your toes, tits or brain.
Even though I might sometimes seem as though I am deaf in at least one ear, I will listen to your deepest insides and feed them what they need.