I'm in the process of paring down my junk and will be having a little yard sale tomorrow to help along the process. Heres a list of stuff I'm selling. If you are interested, please stop by: 3932 NE 8th Ave. Portland, OR:
A rainbow sweater given to me by my former paramour in the fine year of 2005
One non-stick mustache
A cobalt beret with hints of sparkle
A jar filled with a ghost fart
Three very large sports bras given to me by someone who has much larger breasts than me
An alligator princess costume
Several dresses gently worn on warm summer nights
Residue
A book about ACDC
A nude suit
Four shades of lipstick I've never worn
Make believe chocolate
An old flip phone
Twelve flimsy high-fives
A pair of polka dot rain boots
Hairballs
Ten yards of fabric (various colors and textures)
