I have received many congratulatory emails today in regards to the phantom baby growing inside of me. I must thank you all for your blessings, but must tell you this baby does not exist, it is an april fooled baby; a baby of once was and maybe one days. No my friends, I am far too selfish to spawn a wee one from these loins any time soon. Plus if I can't have a baby that looks light this (right) there is just no point.

Time to go drink that bowl of sunshine before its gone.