If I were

If I were a shrub would you prune me? If I were a boat would you sail me?

If I were tissue would you blow me?

If I were a turkey would you roast me?

If I were a bed would you lay me?

If I were a cucumber would you pickle me?

If I were crumbs would you sweep me?

If I were ashes would you scatter me?

If I were a lollipop would you lick me?

If I were a storm would you avoid me?

If I were a glass of milk would you spill me?

If I were a ghost would you fear me?

If I were an illness would you medicate me?

If I were land would you claim me?

If I were a coupon would you cut me?

If I were pennies would you save me?

If I were a log would you burn me?

If I were your shadow would you lose me?