Dr. Chandler, my allergist and confidant, informed me one day after poking and scratching me with everything aside from his penis, that I am extremely allergic to house dust. Dust, my greatest enemy, consumes my face and sends me into a flurry of sneeze and suffocation. According to Dr. Chandler, house dust, primarily skin, hair, and fur, is mainly caused by the inhabitants. So basically, I am allergic to myself.
"For dust you are and to dust you will return".