http://www.notsonoisy.com/spaceinvaders/ This kind of reminds me of the time I went to see Breaking The Waves all by my lonesome during the middle of a sultry summer day. The theatre was completely empty aside from a large hairy man wearing a sports jersey and myself. Shortly after the film began, the man moved from his seat in the middle of the theatre to the empty seat next to me. Five minutes later, I heard the familiar sound of wacking off. Annoyed, I rolled my eyes, got up, and moved into a seat several aisles away.