I am wearing a pair of nude colored bike shorts. They're pulled up to my armpits and create a large dripping camel toe in my crotch area.
Too many people in the house
My husband and I are attempting to have a vacation. We are staying in a tiny cabin with a screen door and one large window that is barely covered by a flimsy curtain. It feels like summer on a western movie set. Men without teeth rock back and forth on chairs on the porch. I really want to be alone with my husband so we can have sex, but people keep coming in and out of the door. I close the door and shut the curtains further then hop into my husband's penis. I'm about to climax when I hear the door open. My sister and mom along with the two old men from the porch barge in. I jump up and begin to yell at everyone. It's not polite to barge into someone's house without knocking. We are trying to have sex. We are trying to make a baby. I tell them, just so they leave us alone, knowing full well that I don't want another baby. Later I see my friend/lover from a long time ago. We are eating lunch at a camp table and it's someone's birthday. A cake is delivered to the table.
There are a group of close friends hanging out. They are blends of people that I know now, celebrities and old friends. We are all parents and are hanging out without the kids for the night. Someone suggests that we wear pajamas to an event. They can be dirty or old. So we do. A guy I'm talking to looks like a younger George Bush. He's smarmy and wearing a tux with a red cape. At the event, which seems like a high school reunion, I see a guy I made out with when I was 13. He's buff and balding. He's recently had a child, his first. I congratulate him and he says. It's amazing. I'm 36 and I waited this long to have sex. I was a virgin until we made the baby. And I love it. It's amazing. I want it all the time now.
Giant Waves
I'm at a camp/work thing in a tropical place. It feels like the Angelika film center where I used to work. My friend Craig is there, handing tickets out. He tells me about a movie with Rob Lowe and some woman who he thinks I look like. I head to my room and look for the movie. Beckett runs in and out and so do old time gangsters. I watch the movie scanning the actors for someone who resembles me. I don't have any pants on. I see a woman on the screen who sort of looks like me. I'm relieved she isn't old and ugly. My husband appears as an old time gangster. and I see that he's got an erection in his black pants. I let him fuck me from behind and feel aroused by myself and his suit. Beckett runs in and we stop. Later I'm in another part of the camp. The rooms overlook the ocean. I pick up a fishing pole that appears to have a fish at the end of it. I pull and see a colorful tropical fish flailing in the water. The water rises and I see that it's a giant wave about to break and fill the building. I see sea turtles and Pelicans on the surface of the water. I warn everyone to step back. The room fills with angry, salty water, but no one seems phased. I sense the waves will get bigger so I run upstairs and grab my coat and my bag. I want to be prepared in case a tsunami hits. From the stairs I see the ocean up against windows as though the building is a submarine. I open the door and climb higher, knowing I'm only going to be safe for a little longer.
