There's a line to get into work next to a gift shop in NYC. They sell books and paperweights, pens and scarves. My boss is with me, a coworker too. He wears glasses and a salesman who also wears glasses asks if he needs to count four times because of his four eyes. No one thinks this is funny. The salesman turns on a nature video for us while we wait in line. The tv is boxy and old.
