As promised, I will be posting this FOUND list all over Portland's face: Found (Rewards are up to you*)
One lover
Two blue sweaters
Three pairs of jeans
Two cats
One broom
One record player
Sixteen batteries
One hundred and seven dollars
Ten thousand fourteen cents
One bottle of hand cream
Four frozen bananas
One can of Panang curry
One day of unintentional sympathy
Fourteen roommates
Two bookshelves
One mattress
Fifty two books
Sixteen old friends and other acquaintances
One pair of boots
One Korean family
Several versions of my “true” identity
Three new jobs
One Japanese garden
One delicious gluten free chocolate chip cookie
Twelve endearing American children
One cheap ticket home for Christmas
One best friend
Three lopsided braziers
Two Brooklyn parakeets
Ten thousand five hundred and one days of happiness
Five hundred eighteen days of indifference
Twenty eight countries
Fourty nine states in America
Seven barely coherent languages
One million two hundred forty two thousand one hundred gallons of water
One small donkey
You
*Rewards are not monetary