Mamma I want it:
Excerpts from today's inbox:
The Unnoticed Art Festival involves a series of performances that are ‘hidden’ within every-day activities in public spaces... Channel an ultra-feminine vibe in polished dresses, pencil skirts, and lace tops... A New York Times bestselling memoir writer, Jennifer will share how her analysis of plot, character and structure... We're excited to let you know about our new live concert series... a.pass is a one year artistic research program open to artists and theoreticians with an interest in exploring the performative and/or spatial dimensions of their practice... These flexibly layered looks help keep you comfortably cool (or cozy) no matter what this mercurial weather decides to do... The building is named after Lech Walesa, leader of the Solidarity movement in the 1980s, and later president of Poland...so it’s safe to say the Brussels fair, featuring over 2,000 artists under a single roof, is an ideal place for collectors to encounter new artists... What emerges as the main (most prominent) subject?... The timecard you submitted on 4/20/14 5:22 PM for the week 04/14/2014 - 04/20/2014 with a total of 34.75 hours has been submitted to your manager for online signature... What can be described as the leading thread? Say you want to create a record of your travels, but when you sit down to write a postcard, you draw a blank...The core component of Matt Bryans' Lands exhibition is an installation of gunstocks that once belonged to bolt action rifles, semi automatic rifles, automatic rifles, sub-machine guns, machine guns, shotguns, and air rifles... Three Chants Modern looks at the network of women thinkers, social and political activists, artists and philanthropists who were the creative drivers and institutional pillars of the Modernist Project in New York in the early part of the 20th century... Worldwide deadline reminder: jobs, scholarships, competitions, residencies, exhibitions...
If you aren't totally sick of getting crap in your inbox that you more than likely will never read, then the new project I'm working on is the one for you! Process Mundane is an ongoing series of emails and seminars designed to help those who face daily drudgery take a microscopic look at their drudge. Gleaning inspiration from self help evangelism, Allan Kaprow, and Alan Watts, Process Mundane takes a deeper look into the roots of monotonous tasks, evaluates each task, and offers people alternative ways of performing each task. The end goal for Process Mundane is to give a sense of play and creativity to the particularly lackluster moments most people tend to forget about.
I initially launched Process Mundane as part of the 2012's Open Engagement conference. The response to the seminar was splendid, so I have since decided to expand the project to the interweb and eventually other speaking venues.
Interested in getting a shiny Process Mundane email from your's truly? Please send me a note and I'll pop you on the mailing list.
Insults from around the world:
Ես զույգվել քո հոգին - Kunem ko hokey - I fuck your soul! - Armenia
Aricchi Du Porcu! - You are similar to hair on a pigs ear! - Sicily
Jebem ti ranjenog oca u stap! - I fuck your wounded father in the stick! - Bosnia
Bijik kelentit mak kau busuk - Your mother's clitoris stinks! - Malaysia
Din mamma suger björnar i skogen! - Your mother sucks bears in the forest! - Sweden
인터넷 매저 키스트 - Net mejo- Internet masochist! - Korea
Χαστούκι πούτσο μου στο πρόσωπό σας - Pousos skabulos - Slap my dick on your face! - Greece
मूत्र - Moot - Urine! - Nepal