He would say... "All those days spent thinking too much are making the wrinkle in your forehead look like the state of Florida, and that's not a good thing at all because Florida is tainted for many reasons I cannot describe in a way a horse should ever want to, but that's OK because I have other things to do in life like swatting vexatious flies with my tail." And then we would take a ride over to the rio and baptize our ears and eyelashes in cool water until Jesus showed up to give us each sturdy high fives and advice about building motorcycles from tubes, wires, and vegetable oil.