sound suits
I may have said this before, but if I were to wear anything in the world it would be one of Nick Cave's sound suits. Outside of a full on bear suit, these are the best flesh covers I've seen.
office sounds
Current audible peripheries: a bubbly intestinal track, a cackle, the hanging up of a phone, a swiveling chair, the clearing of a throat, the din of an industrial air-conditioning unit, a semi truck shifting, plastic wrap unraveling, a can of soda being opened, the snap of gum, a pencil tapping, a keyboard pounding, one sigh, two whispers, another cackle, a door opening, a paperclip being removed from a cup, coughing, the closing of a drawer, a motorcycle engine, the click of a light fixture, an airplane above, whining