Katy Perry (channeled by Beckett) sings from her crib without a pacifier.
Christmas tree ghost farts linger in the living room.
Perched on the edge of the desk, Ruby the cat's paws are tucked inside her tail. She looks out the window, purrs and slowly falls into kitty slumber. Ask her and she'll tell you. She is Buddha.
At 2:55 pm today I discovered extreme ironing:
