Refuse to say the pledge of allegiance
at your kid's school.
Consider wearing neon flip flops
to enhance the nearing spring.
Examine your bosom in the mirror
while a betta bubbles sideways.
Of course don't wipe up mildew
around faucet handles.
Or blood pooled in toilet water
from last month's menses.
Your polydactyl laps dewed grass
stripping off intestinal debris.
Forget to wear your hand on your heart
unless there are palpitations.
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