A sweet birthday letter I got from my little sister Murray: Hello My Dear Sister,

Thirty-friggin-five years the damn hell old. I cahn buh leef ett. Dees is incredible. You sure have shaped yourself into a fine young lady, missy! And I ain't just speaking of your tailfeather neither. You have accomplished more in your days on this dot in space than most douchebag ass clowns will do their whole life, and I hope, on this day of your berf, you take just a minute to think about that, because you deserve to do that.Then you look into those overgrown blueberries of that magnificent creature you've created and just know that no one will ever love you like she loves you. Except me. And maaam. And Michael. And dad. And so many others whose lives you've touched, and affected by your glowing presence. You are and amazing, amazing lady, and I'm not just saying that because we shared the same uterine space - you are one-of-a-kind and I'm so proud to have a seester like your fuckin ass, yolanda jeans. Happy birthday hermana. I hope it's a goodun. Don't take no damn shit from no assholes. I love you!

Murray