Scrambled egg questionnaire: How does it feel to be in your position? Would you prefer to be eaten with a side of toast? How soft were the hands that cracked your shell? Did you fight for your life? Did your mother? How was it living inside that carton? Do you miss the smell of feathers and chicken coop? What was your relationship to the other eggs in your carton? Were you ever tempted to start smoking? Would it have been more convenient for you to have been an Easter egg? Would you rather have been fried? How about hard boiled? Poached?