Places I'd like to have an arm wrestling match: Under a beach umbrella in Bocas Del Toro
While getting my hair washed in a hair salon
In a junior high school locker room
Under my 3rd cousin Annie's coffee table in Coney Island
In a hospital bed
While swimming in a murky New England pond
While rolling down a pastoral hill
While waiting in line for an ice cream cone
In the shark tank at the aquarium
At the funeral of my greatest enemy (I'll have to find one of those)
While wearing a pair of shoes owned by a giant
While cooking flounder fillets
In a fireplace
At the wedding of an Iranian prince
During someone's labor
While kneading dough
While two-stepping
While translating a love letter into Chinese
In a refrigerator
While cooking a meal for a bear