If I were a feather would you stuff me into a blanket? If I were a couch would you hide change in me? If I were a parachute, would you wait until the very last minute after jumping from a plane to release me? If I were a tuft of hair, would you wax me? If I were a dentist, would you take my advice on flossing? If I were a cigarette, would you flick my butt? If I were a tomato would you turn me into paste? If I were a mosquito, would you swat me with one of those electric zappers? If I were a dollar bill would you spend me on a can of grape soda? If I were a tiara, would you wear me to a hopeful pageant? If I were a lottery ticket would you scratch me off with an ancient coin? If I were an ankle would you sprain me while attempting to run away from a tiger? If I were an ace bandage, would you turn me into a flesh colored dress? If I were a nasal infection would you do your best to kill me? If I were a bean sprout, would you devour me in a sandwich? If I were a rocket ship, would you look for me in nighttime darkness?
