How to wash your hair with gatorade and salt, how to sweep the floor while channeling a famous Urdu language songster, how to plant an herb with hands behind your back, how to pet your cat and really mean it, how to put your socks on while singing an aria, how to eat an apple in one bite, how to change a diaper with the help of your estranged neighbor, how to sleep on twelve tall pillows, how to properly handle rotten tomatoes, how to bark like a dog, how to roll-over, how to get a sunburn to look good, how to dive into a shallow pond wearing a cape and one athletic shoe, how to massage your aching knees after a day-long grocery shopping spree, how to pull your eyebrows out while writing a letter to your aggravating cousin Shmitty, how to take a deep breath in a hot shower, how to high five a clam, how to walk without bending your feet, how to break up with yourself after a fighting with yourself for much too long...