Found - haikus from middle Missouri: I got drunk again.

Trying hard to live life right.

Lets sleep this one off.

The toilet objects

Flush once, flush twice, flush three times

You win this round, poop......

look at the size

of that bunion

foot bath

doo dee doo bah doo

sha bah da hah ba dah

boo dee floo bee woo pee woo

Dogs come inside house

After peeing on the lawn

Then poop on new rug.

excessive stock shares

split after split after split

dividends received

Speaking of excess,

Both of the cats are shedding,

Please bring me a broom.