Activities to occupy myself with until I go into labor: rapid fire breathing
read out loud in random accents
attempt to play my guitar over my giant mound of a belly
So I can remember all that I went through in the last 9 months - photograph parts of my body that have experienced immense pain (left hip, left rib cage, neck, pubic bone, right ear, both hands, both feet, calves)
design some pickling packaging for my man's pickle pleasure
sit on the porch and listen to leaves crunch under strangers' feet