When you are pregnant, the nose kicks into overdrive. I can now smell co-workers 50 feet away and strangers waiting for the bus as I pass them on my bike. Here are some of the smells in my peripheries these days: metallic fingers

moldy feet

dank scrotum

fresh doughnuts

cheap perfume

lemons

ketchup

dairy breath

wine breath

cat breath

talcum powder

cigarette breath

stale vagina

fast food grease

dehydrated pee

tile mold

dog hair

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