My updated resume: Felicity M Fenton - Mammal
Looking for an environment where I can bask in sunshine while mostly or completely naked, laugh, make things, and roll around in mud
Skills: breathing, arm wrestling loser, star gazer, kitty cat petter, dust removal expert, sponge ringer, out of window starer, hummer, snorkeling queen, bigfoot fantasy dreamer, pillow chewer, sandwich toasting expert, bike rider, teeth brusher, pot scrubber, under bed hider, warm coat filler, rug layer, drum machine wannabe, elevator rider, bear hugger, occasional porn watcher, page turner, plastic bubble popper, wig welcomer, word scribbler, blister wrapper, cheese curler, lymph node skeptic, internet peruser, time waster, etc., chortler, secret astronaut, fire maker, vegetable planter, ear dewaxer, Sicilian heckler, gam stretcher, upside down maker, food eater, vibrato carrier, heart lover, distant relative letter scriber, grandparental favorite, gas emitter, spice purveyor, planet ogler, hair flipper, kitty midwife, de-consumer, wandering eyes, snow angel, forest fiend, skin holder, blood warmer, toe crackler, tippy tapper, lonesome whistler, live lifer
Education: earth and dreams
References: my wife - Felicity (or the cats I live with)