found

My newest list of found things:

One fruit fly (swarming around my left teat)

Seven file folders (containing seemingly ancient bureaucratic paraphernalia)

A mouse from Vietnam

One jar of pearl colored nail polish

A picture of a strange 50 something white man gazing into a fountain

A dangerous kitten

Fourteen bobby pins (used to tie hair into photogenic buns)

Three musical Cd's containing songs arranged by close friends

A new recipe for a wild mushroom, thyme, caramelized onion pastry puff

An eventual trip back east to see family and friends more than a year later than the last time I saw them

A single grey hair (at the middle section of my left-side part. It looks like grandparental pubes, but I'm ok with it)

Two sturdy legs (attached to two grounded feet)

Ten longer fingernails (freshly unchewed)

A pair of heavy fake golf hoop earrings

Six teenage watermelons

Four synthetic facial hair pieces