One day, when I'm 98 years old, I'd like to be eaten by one of the following:
- Subfamily Ailuropodinae
- Giant Panda, Ailuropoda melanoleuca
- Dwarf Panda, Ailuropoda minor†
- Subfamily Tremarctinae
- Spectacled Bear, Tremarctos ornatus
- Florida Cave Bear, Tremarctos floridanus†
- Giant Short-faced Bear, Arctodus simus†
- Unnamed short-faced bear species, Arctodus pristinus†
- Brazilian Short-faced Bear, Arctotherium brasilense†
- Argentine Short-faced Bear, Arctotherium latidens†
- Subfamily Ursinae
- Brown Bear, Ursus (Ursus) arctos
- Subspecies Syrian (Brown) Bear Ursus arctos syriacus
- Subspecies Grizzly Bear, Ursus arctos horribilis
- Subspecies Kodiak Bear, Ursus arctos middendorffi
- Subspecies Himalayan Brown Bear or Himalayan Red Bear, Ursus arctos isabellinus
- Subspecies Himalayan Blue Bear, Ursus arctos pruinosus
- Subspecies Bergman's Bear, Ursus arctos piscator†?
- Subspecies Eurasian Brown Bear Ursus arctos arctos
- Gobi bear, Ursus arctos gobiensis (very rare)
- Atlas Bear, Ursus arctos crowtheri†
- American Black Bear, Ursus (Ursus) americanus
- Subspecies Cinnamon Bear, Ursus americanus cinnamomum
- Subspecies Kermode Bear, Ursus americanus kermodei
- Polar Bear, Ursus maritimus
- Subspecies Ursus maritimus tyrannus†
- Asian Black Bear, Ursus thibetanus
- Formosan Black Bear, Ursus thibetanus formosanus
- Ursus thibetanus gedrosianus
- Ursus thibetanus japonicus
- Ursus thibetanus laniger
- Ursus thibetanus mupinensis
- Ursus thibetanus thibetanus
- Ursus thibetanus ussuricus
- Sloth Bear, Melursus ursinus
- Subspecies Sri Lankan Sloth Bear Melursus ursinus inornatus
- Subspecies Indian Sloth Bear Melursus ursinus ursinus
- Sun Bear, Helarctos malayanus
- Subspecies Borneo Sun Bear Helarctos malayanus euryspilus
- Auvergne Bear, Ursus minimus†
- Etruscan Bear, Ursus etruscus†
- European Cave Bear, Ursus spelaeus†
- MacFarlane's Bear, Ursus (Vetularctos) inopinatus (cryptid; if an authentic species, extinct)
- Deninger's bear, Ursus deningeri†
- Brown Bear, Ursus (Ursus) arctos