It's been roughly 1825 days since I spent more than 45 hours away from a computer. Perhaps this explains why I have 010101010110s burned into my third eye. So, for the next ten days, I am going to give my third eye a bit of a computer break. Fortunately, I'll be in THE VIRGIN ISLANDS floating above multihued aquatic life while doing so. I'll be bringing with me an archaic pen and paper to jot down the idle events before me, which I will eventually transcribe into this box for YOU! Until May 15th, be safe, be well, be light, high five a stranger and eat salami!