Some answers to your questions:
- Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far. - I was in Sikkim, India trekking up the face of a slippery jungle mountain. We ran out of food and water and lost all of the people we were traveling with. Leaches clung to my ankles. We had to climb over landslides that hadn't quite settled. The only thing that kept me going was the kindness of strangers bounding up and down the mountain in bright flip flops.
- If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress? - I'd wear ace bandages, mayo and leaves.
- What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble? - An Iranian princess or someone's estranged cousin.
- What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? - A fully developed duck fetus. Beak and all.
- If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be? - Probably Marian from the Edible Woman
- Do you believe honesty is the best policy? - Yes... but I often reveal way too much and sometimes regret not keeping my trap shut.
- What vegetable do you most resemble? - Romanesco broccoli
- What dead person would you least want to be haunted by? Hitler or someone's perverted great uncle Ward
- Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like? Most - myself - least - myself
- What do you think Victoria’s secret is? Elephantiatis of the labia
- Which cartoon character do you resemble the most? That insane coyote
- Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe? Clothes before bathing. It's the skin that reeks, not the clothes.
- Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate? Spring. Winter makes me feel like a corpse and I prefer growing all my own vegetables
- You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how? - Someone who once loved me will tape candybars to my backside and some sort of meat product to my front side. Someone who once loved me will take me into the woods, lie my candy and meat coated body down between the trees, and hide in the bushes unitl he/she witnesses animals devouring my body entirely.
- You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of? Arugula, a good sheep's cheese, crusty hot baguette, avocado with lemon and salt and lots of fresh black pepper.
- If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose? Mr. Roger's Make Believe segment
- You can select one person from history and ask them a question to which they must give a thruthful reply. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask? - Augusto Boal - How do you sustain artistic spirit in the face of political and social darkness?
- If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform? -Bear on a ball