Found - fortune cookie fortunes: "Harsh words break no bones, soft words butter no parsnips"
"You can depend on the trust of the collective."
"Have a beautiful day."
"You love chinese food."
"You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity."
"Could I get some directions to your heart?"
"Man is born to live and not prepared to live."
"You are going to have some new clothes".
"you will be pleasantly surprised tonight."
"A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air."
"Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
"Please visit us at www.wontonfood.com"
''The end is near''
"Pleasures await you by the sea shore"
"You are surrounded by fortune hunters."
"The weather is wonderful."