In the last few days I: Walked to a park overlooking motioning trains while raping a watermelon with my mouth as a hobo under a tree gave me a "weirdo" glance.
Made a pot of My Quang - Felicity style - with the addition of bacon.
Painted square blocks with hot pink, logs, gold, and sparkle.
Beat up four rock stars.
Attended a quivering dervish class at the ever-impressive Crystal Palace.
Ate a pile of Ethiopian food.
Witnessed some rather lulling ballads sung by a girl wearing a wig to match her own hair.
Fed my support to the gay community by hula hooping rainbows.
Planted some beets next to worms.
Hung out inside a white pleather "hurl pod".
Searched for a perfect trash can to compliment a soul recovery system.