Two short-short stories made up of 80 year old song titles. Aint we got fun Ballin' the Jack? Back home again in Indiana By the waters of Minnetonka. Call me up some rainy afternoon Dear little boy of mine. Get out and get under. Give my regards to broadway, The bird on nellie's hat, Bimini bay, Beautiful Ohio. Do it again Dear ol Pal o mine.
I love my wife, but oh you kid, I just can't make my eyes behave. I don't care. I love you truly. I want what I want when I want it. Kiss me again K-K-K-Katy, Lily of Laguna, Lil Liza Jane, Mah Lindy Lou, Margie, Peggy, Rose of the Rio Grande, Sunbonnet Sue. My wife's gone to the country. Won't you come over to my house?