Some things I prefer over other things (part of the English lesson plan I teach my students): legs to arms

white to black

lips to cheeks

dry to wet

hair mullet to fur mullet

antlers to horns

beak to snout

wings to flippers

brown rice to white

hot to cold

red to blue

chopsticks to forks

beards to naked chins

belly to ass

unicorns to zebras

Echo and the Bunnyman to Yaz

naps to fatigue

teeth to gums